This will be my first drunken post ever. I've come to realize a couple things about myself. Thing the first: I'm a whiney stupid bitch that needs to suck it up. Thing the second: I'm an attractive, smart, talented and mature person and I really need to stop feeling sorry for myself all the time.
I keep on comparing myself to other people and I've only just realized how stupid that is. I have a lot of issues with my height even though I'm not really that short. Apparently a lot of people would go for me if I was just a little bit taller.
But you know what? Fuck that shit! So what if I'm like two inches shorter than ideal. All those tall fuckers in the world don't have nearly as much to offer as I do other than their height. I may not be as big as all the guys that everyone falls over, but I'm still cute and I'm one hell of a good lay. (If you were ever in the sack with me and wasn't that impressed, it's probably cuz I didn't think you were that cute.)
Wow, I type really fast when I'm drunk. It's amazing. Anyway, this no sex pact I have with myself is kinda good. I feel a lot better about myself in general now that I'm not whoring my body out for tiny tiny droplets of self-respect.
I'm really drunk, but my punctuation is still on point. Nerd.
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